What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

{RING} {RING}

HELLO

After a few moments he returns.

Why is porn so addictive?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

What is the top-rated beach resort in Bali, Indonesia according to TripAdvisor reviews?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Is it possible that my TF caused a kundalini awakening in another person? He is famous because He is a singer. We have not met physically yet, but I have gone through kundalini awakening and DNOTS and their ongoing. I have also had soul recognition so I know for sure that He is my Divine Counterpart and I do not have any doubts about it. But it is indeed perplexing that somebody had an awakening at the physical level because of Him. Is it a test for me? I have a mixture of feelings. On one hand I marvelled at Him and empathised with the person and on the other, I doubt if this just a test for me. I would appreciate your pov. Thank you for much.

Yes sir it is.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

What are my 10 favorite rock record album opening tracks?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Sure no problem officer.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Who are some of the best Korean Actresses?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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